The Week's Best, for the week of 6-28-10 to 7-4-10

For this Fourth of July edition, we're sticking to semi-clever one-liners because I'm busy watching Star Wars and even though I can pretty much recite the damn movies by now, I'm still watching.
So, away we go!

The Week's Worst Comic Book - Teen Titans #84

I haven't seen this much awful, hackneyed writing in a boring rehash of a plot that's been done to death since... well, since I watched Jonah Hex.

The Week's Best Comic Book Runner-Up - Astonishing X-Men #34

Usually Warren Ellis is far too busy wanking himself over his knowledge of theoretical science, but he stops stroking long enough to throw some characters beats in here that, while they don't match at all what's going on in the main line of X-books, are still good enough to enjoy.

The Week's Best Comic Book Winner - The Death of Dracula One-Shot

Suck it, Twilight. There's more bite and "real" vampire culture in this one issue than in all four of your books combined.