Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Goodreads Book Review - Orcs: Inferno

Orcs: InfernoOrcs: Inferno by Stan Nicholls

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


This is the sixth and... I hope... final installment in Nicholls' Orcs series. I say I hope it's the last installment because the books weren't that good to begin with and they've gotten progressively worse with each installment. The characters are for the most part all weak and one-note but at least in the previous books you could respect the orcs for their sense of honor. Even that is blown away in this one when they reprehensibly burn down a forest and kill all the creatures within it just so they can get through. Most of the plot doesn't make a lot of sense, and what does make sense only does so because it is repeated over and over and over again. In the previous books there was always at least a strong action presence but even that disappoints here as most of the action scenes are repetitive and fleeting, especially the climactic confrontation and it's results, which are glossed over so completely it's insulting to the reader. The only reason I gave it two stars instead of one is that it just isn't as bad as the books I've given only a single star to.



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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Goodreads Book Review - NOS4A2

NOS4A2NOS4A2 by Joe Hill

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


I've read Joe Hill's other books and always loved them, but with this one, he steps his game up to a whole new level. Honestly, it felt to me like it was closer to his father's work than his own previous novels; I don't say that to be pejorative or hint that he's following in his father's footsteps though. I just mean in terms of tone as it addresses childhood traumas and the supernatural power of natural objects. Beyond that, it is all Hill's, and it's all awesome. Usually when I read a novel of nearly 700 pages, I find myself looking at chapters here and there while I read them and say to myself, "This is totally unnecessary, if it was removed the book would be much better." There is not a page of this story where I thought that. Each and every page had me hungrily turning to the next one, and if not for the constraints of life and time, I think I'd have done nothing but sit and read this until I was finished with it in one sitting. The characters are fantastically realized. The plot is tight and creative and enthralling. The imagery... well, I'll just say this book gave me a nightmare so intense I actually woke up mid-yell. I can't recommend this book enough.



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Monday, May 6, 2013

Iron Man 3

Let me start off with a spoiler warning. I'm going to talk about things pretty openly, so if you haven't seen the movie yet, you might want to turn away after looking at this delightful movie poster...


"Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?" - Steve Rogers, The Avengers, 2012

We all know Tony Stark had a glib response ready to go when Cap asked him that in the heat of the moment in last year's biggest Summer blockbuster, but that's all it was: a glib response. The real answer to that question? Well, that's exactly what Iron Man 3 is all about. The movie gives us a Tony Stark freshly traumatized and paranoid after the events of The Avengers, not sleeping and keeping himself locked away making Iron Man suits. The suit he rode into a wormhole was the Mark VII. As in, seven. The latest one we see him working on in IM3? The Mark XLII. Yes, forty-two.

Tony's been a busy boy. The ironic thing is that the plot of the movie keeps him out of any kind of armor for I'd say at least 75% of the time. He wears the barely functional Mark XLII to survive an attack on his home by the Mandarin and then has to drag it's powerless carcass through the snow in a truly beautiful bit of cinematography that we all saw from the trailers..


Tony spends the next hour or so of the movie showing just what he can do without the suit. He shows off some great detective skills, uses his vaunted skills as a mechanic and engineer, and gets into and wins some fairly awesome fight scenes that lead me to believe he's been hanging out with the Black Widow in his spare time.

Admit it, you would too, if you could.

Of course, it wouldn't be Iron Man if he didn't get back in the suit, which, with the help of his buddy Rhodey (who also gets a lot more to do both in and out of his War Ma... excuse me, Iron patriot... suit this time around) he eventually does after a thrilling aerial rescue sequence. In fact, he gets into a lot more than one suit for the film's climax. To fight off the Extremis-enhanced goons of Aldrich Killian, he summons all forty-two of his suits in what was one of the greatest action movie climaxes I've ever scene. I won't go and spoil the ending, but it's pretty glorious.

Now, mentioning Aldrich Killian, I can't bring him up without getting into the "controversy" over how the movie treated the character of the Mandarin and the way people are saying he was turned into a joke. Yes, the character Sir Ben Kingsley played was a joke... but he wasn't the Mandarin. He was just an actor. As Killian himself says as one of his final lines. HE was the Mandarin. He was the Mandarin the whole time. As far as I can see, there are two reasons for the change. One, the way the Mandarin is in the comics... well, he really is a racist caricature that probably wouldn't play well in the movies. And two, making Killian the Mandarin really ties the whole trilogy together and goes a long way towards answering the question Captain America asks Tony.

Think about it. The opening scene of IM3 goes back to 1999, to a party after the speech Dr. Yinsen mentions he met Tony at way back in IM1. If Tony hadn't played Killian for a schmuck in that scene, maybe Killian never goes bad. The Iron Man series has always been about Tony having to pay for his own mistakes, and this was a big one. But think about it even more. Killian says he was ALWAYS the Mandarin. He's not just talking about the events of this movie. The terrorist group is he is captured and held by in IM1 is the Ten Rings, and they use the same logo we see at the start of each of the Mandarin's videos. The Ten Rings worked for the Mandarin. They worked for Killian. Everything that happened to Tony in the cave in Afghanistan happened because of Killian, and it made never have happened if Tony wasn't a dick when he was younger.

And that answers Cap's question. Who is Tony Stark without the armor, besides a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist? As it turns out, also a pretty good detective and fighter. But more than that, he's a man who makes up for his mistakes, and, in his own words, protects the people he put in harm's way.

In closing, IM3 is a great movie with the performances you'd expect, with the right mix of action and humor. As far as Marvel movies go, I'd say the only ones better are IM1 and The Avengers. Do I think it's RDJ's last outing as Iron Man as people on the internet are speculating? No. He'll definitely be in The Avengers 2. I do think, though, that this might be his last solo outing. It felt like the end of his story, and Marvel has plenty of other characters they can focus on. So if it is the end of the Iron Man series, well, it was a hell of a ride.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Happy Star Wars Day!


You know I couldn't let today go by without posting something, right? It started with the book review directly below this post, and now, with that out of the way, the main event of my Star Wars Day plans... a musical ode to Star Wars! Seven videos, one for each of the released chapters and one for the new one coming up. And without further ado...

The Star Wars That I Used to Know!


Star Wars Cantina!


We Didn't Start the Star Wars!


The Saga Begins!


Livin' La Vida Yoda!


Fett's Vette!


And my personal favorite, Galactic Empire State of Mind!


Of course, there are dozens, if not hundreds, more. So if you have a favorite I didn't list feel free to share a link below. And while I know it's crossing the sci-fi stream, the Whovian in me couldn't resist...


Goodreads Book Review - Star Wars: The Old Republic - Revan

Revan (Star Wars: The Old Republic, #3)Revan by Drew Karpyshyn

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


If I have to be honest, there isn't a lot I can think of to say about this one. It wasn't bad; in fact, I enjoyed it. But it was short... too short, I think. Three years went by in the turn of a page, and even without that, the whole thing felt pretty rushed. In the span of a few pages characters went through the kind of personal growth that should take chapters to be believable. Pacing issues aside, the plot was fun, and the action scenes were good, so it gets an average score of three stars.



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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Goodreas Book Review - The Last Threshold

The Last Threshold (Forgotten Realms: Neverwinter, #4; Legend of Drizzt, #23)The Last Threshold by R.A. Salvatore

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


With this book, the conclusion to the four-part Neverwinter Saga, R. A. Salvatore again shows why he's been one of my favorite authors for the better part of the last two decades. This is officially the 23rd book in the Legend of Drizzt series (26th if you count The Sellswords Trilogy, which, considering some of the characters involved, I certainly do) and this installment feels just as wonderful and vibrant as the first... and even moreso than the last few novels. I can't say too much more because there is almost nothing to say about this book that wouldn't be a massive spoiler, but to sing it's praise in a way, I read this novel over three days after reading the one before it, Charon's Claw, in a four-day span. That's seven days devoted to just this one story, and I was fully drawn along by the emotional triangle of Drizzt Do'Urden, Dahlia Sin'felle, and Artemis Entreri. I don't think I've ever seen three characters so fully developed sharing such a complex relationship' the relationships here actually outshine the action scenes, and we know action is one of Salvatore's trademarks. Again, I don't want to spoil anything, but after the conclusion of this, The Companions cannot come soon enough...



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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow is the World's Most Beautiful Woman?

So People Magazine has named Gwyneth Paltrow...


...as the World's Most Beautiful Woman. Now, I'm not saying she isn't beautiful or anything, but...











...World's Most Beautiful? Really? Really? This is what I have to say to you, People Magazine: