Retroblog: Marc & Chris - A Two Act Love Story
Scene 1 - Jim, Ray, and Marc by Marc's desk.
R: So Marc, see any leaves change colors lately?
M: No no no!
J: What now?
R: Want me to blow your spot, Marc?
M: Shut up, shut up!
J: What the fuck is going on?
M: Shut up! No!
R: Marc made a proposal to one of our friends; I can't tell you who because he doesn't want you to write a blog about it.
J: Did Marc ask Chris out?R: He invited him to Maine to eat lobster and watch the leaves change with him.
Jimmy's face does something wholly unnatural. Marc starts groaning. Ray literally runs away cackling.
Scene 2 - The following night. Jimmy walks to Chris' desk and finds Marc there sitting with him.
J (to C): He asking you out again?
C: Actually, he did just ask me to go to Cancun with him.
J: Ah, so the wedding is in Maine and the honeymoon is in Cancun, Marc?
M: Can I come to the Halloween party guys?
C: Nice segue, Marc.
J: Yeah, way to change the subject. What would you come as?
M: I could be Muy Thai.
J: You're going to be a martial art?
C: You know, if you could pull off being the embodiment of an abstract, I'd be impressed.
M: No, I mean like from Street Fighter, I could be Sagat.
J: Please, you'd need three of you to be Sagat. You're more of a Dhalsim.
M: What? I'm mad diesel, yo.
Jimmy palmfaces, Jabba laughs maniacally and calls Ray to leave a voicemail about what Marc just said. Then they proceed to try and talk for awhile without Marc about unrelated subjects, until...
M (leaning over to C): So, when are we getting laid.?
J: Oh, look. Time to get back to work. Have fun lovebirds.C: Fuck you, Jim.
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